Barbies on Parade

 For nearly 13 years, Barbies have graced our home in their birthday suits.   This morning my other child (who wishes to remain nameless) alerted me to a delicate situation.  He told me that naked Barbies were inappropriate to have laying around.  I immediately took control of the situation and got out the nail polish bottles.  One hour later and a room full of noxious fumes, all ten and a half Barbies were sporting the latest modest swimwear.  Mission accomplished!  The girls saved up their money and bought homemade modest clothing a month later.  Double score!